What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

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Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

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They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

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No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

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Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

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